Monday, 28 February 2011

Flaffy Gateau and baby bears ^_^

Hey ho!! :-D

Been a while since my last post, sorrrrrry! I think ma brain has hibernated in my pillow and i won't come oot!! So I have been layzee, well i'm using my fat baby belly as my excuse...and i'm sticking with it plum faces!! XD


Well, if you didn't know, I live in the north east of England and some of the sights here are absolutely HIDEOUS!! D:
Okays, I am pretty open minded and have always taken people as they are on the surface and I have been known to wear some funky stuffs that makes look like a walking tea-cosy and I have some awesome ( chyeah ) hair colours and my eyebrows are pink, but but BUT is there anyone out there that actually like looking like an oompa loompa? Ok, if you want a tan and its fake, fine, i'm all up for protecting your skin against UV rays and and fully aware of the dangers of sun bathing, but all too often I see women (and the occasional man) who have gone too far and look like a traffic cone with a bad attitude.
It's not very nice in my opinion and looks... ming! most of the time these people have the attitude of a camel with a bad case of bottylice because I'll get the immature remarks or the grimaces as I walk by. Ok so my style isn't your style and visa versa, but it's not big or clever to go out of your way and TRY to make someone feel small and worthless. It doesn't bother me and I don't mind people looking at me, cos I like looking at other people and how they dress but if I didn't like what I saw, i'd keep those thoughts to myself and go about my day.
Too much fakeness up here in a wirey hair, too much blusher, orange skinned, mahoosive muffin topped, dutty cheap p0rn star kinda way. But hey , that's what guys 'like', right? Oh dear!

This obviously doesn't apply to all peoples of the North East, but you know who your are mouldy biscuit smelling person you!! XD

I have maded something truly kay-ute!! Look ma!!!







it's a black forest gateau tissue cozy! I made it all by ma'self!! It's a little on the baggy side, I was a lil too generous with the sizing...well, we all luff CAKE!! But a lil handwash in hottish water may shrink it a tad, either that or I hunt for a slighty larger tishu box...yea I thinks I'll try that first! 
It didn't take me all that long to do and the cherries were fun to make! I can't wait to make MOAR!!! but i'm making others things first, i'm going to stray away from bought patterns and start free-styling my own foodie wares!! 
What do you think!? YOM!!


If you think that was too cutiefied then check this oot:
KWEH!! ^_^


My baby girrrrrrl!! Getting her ready to take her, her big sis and her fwend to an adventure playground. I couldn't help taking gazillions of pics of her in this adorable bonnet, check the teddy-bear eayars!!!  Squeeeee :3 
My buby June prune, luff her muchlies <3 
She is such an easy baby to bring up, she's full of smiles, sleeps very sound, lubbs her foodies and is so inquisitive; her sister was the same as a bubba I am very lucky, or I had a nice comfy womb and made them happee babies!! I like to think so, maybe I should ask baby number 3 (and final....) and ask one kick yes or two kicks...yes? XD


Apart from crocheting and bein a mammy,I haven't been up to the muchest this past week really! Like I said my brain is having a snooze, I wish I could join it, urgh. Needs moar shleep, darned anaemia. WEHHH!!


Here's a website I found that should keep you busy for a while. It's simple but kinda fun, see how many combinations you can git! :-)
Ok so that website has been removed, urgh seesh!!
Well here is another... you know that really damned annoying barbara streisand song, make your own lyrics to it!! Post em to your friends and hope they get it stuck in their heads... all bloody day!
MWAH HAHA!! >:-D
Let the evil begin, fnarr fnarr!!


and cannot forget my YOOTOOB sharies


Ok so Harry ;lets get potty;er fever is over.... fro now, but steel I reckon this would be suuuu aweshum!!

Me x 
<3

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Cupcakes, pear tarts and Jimmi licky fox

I need a holiday!!!

Don't you get so annoyed of your SSDD routine sometimes!? Urgh, right now I really want some me time, sucks. I'm so tired at the moment. I feel like being LAZY!! 

My bones hurt!
My belleh hurts!!
Mah heed hurts!!!

I have been quite pro~active lately, with myself being a 'good little housewife' and making my woolly stuffs aaaand actually venturing out in public for reasons other than the schule run! So I reckons I deserve a lazy day, then i'd get frustrated I didn't do anything, WAH!!!

Rant over, you better get used to those...I like to do that a lot :3
Don't like it, guuu aweh, butt'ole!!

I have been doin much crocheting lately!! My baby at the moment is the much coveted ....
CUPCAKE SCARF!!
It took me aaages to make and I made many many uber many errors but once I cracked it and actually learnt how to understand the darned abbreviations on how to do certain stiches to get different effects it was like an 'ahhhhh' moment and a
EUREKA!!!
moment mixed together :-D


It took me over a course of prehaps a week to make and I am so stoked I have had so much interest in it :) It's not often, well never really people are interested in something I do so it's coolies ^_^ I am deffo making more, I am going to explore into using some better quality wool/yarn and make some prototypes of different styles and oneday have, maybe, a little boutique where I make a few and see if anyone is interested in buying my wares!!??


I know you're all dyyyyying to see if you haven't already ~~~





 The cherries are 3~D, I stuffed them :) And i used some beads for the 'sprinkles', I am really proud of this, which isn't like me at all really being the most self~concious person I know and I wear it all the time out.  


 Lil ol' me, bein a shy bum infront of the camera...as per usual!! i swear it hates me!!

I'd be interested in knowing what anyone thinks of my scarf, or as I call them SNARFS!!! 


I made a spicy pear tartin last night, I had most of the ingredients in the house, just needed um...PEARS! Lots n lots of the nommy lil funny~shaped thangs! It turned out great, it's soooo simple to make and taste the titties espesh with ICE~CREAM!!! The hot spicy pears and the cooold ice~cream, it's so good, makes my mouth happee!!






Oh and whilst we are on the theme of cupcakes, check out my special cake~making oven glubb!!
Cupcake mitt :3
Cay-ute huh!?


Oh and here is a you~toob funny that I have that you may like...?
Have to love kerayzeh foxes and Jimmi huh!?


luff and kisses


Me x


 

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Mah first posting! uuuund valentiems day!

Heeeyyyy!!!

Not exactly sure how this is going to turn out but I thought I'd give blogging a go and see how peoples likes it ^_^
I'll get round to writing more about moi in my 'about me' box, but right now... I doont wanna do eet! 

Sooo, I know it is way back like 7 DAYS AGO, but I hope everyone had a lufflie St. Valentiems day 8-*
Mine was oookay, I got somes of the most UH-may-ZING DMs! They are lush, I kinda gave them their own little 'photo-shot' before I wore them -





How cay-ute are they!? I have big feet...UK size 8/9 and they do accentuate the bigness of mah feet but, the better for stomping you with!!! Needless to say I was very happy with mongchops for getting these for big 'ol me! 
Oh and if you're wondering, I bought him a veeery 'interesting' book on the history of every roman legion. He likes that stuff, he be clevar!

I'm pretty much into DIYing my own clothesage and making existing clothes look more...me!
I made a bag a few months back, which i'm pretty stokey about, it's like something Japan with the cuteness turned up 100% and I luff it so much I still haven't used it yet! I am dying too though but I can see me getting some muck on it and I'll be well screwing if I ruined it...one day! Well here it is -



The inside is made of some crushed velvet, with a pocket in the shape of a heart...chyeah!! And i made my own lil tag with a logo i made up in high school, lame but It'sa me touch!
Squeeee, what do you think!?

I want to also share prehaps some interesting sites I have found now and then or a video I like that I think some others may like/find funneh etc etc. I'll try and put a video here and hope it wurkz!!
I love love looooove Monty Python and I have an inkling this is what my Mongchops does whilst he is supposed to be 'working'... XD

Ta ta, take care, and girls - front to back, 'member! :-P

Me x